I'm Regina. I'm just a nineteen year old nurse with too many thoughts, and a whole bunch of debt.

Too weird to live, too rare to die

emojustinyoung:

"you wear that a lot" yes that is because i, a proud owner of a washing machine,

(via schizophrenicdaughter)

4lungboy:

kegelking:

fuks:

egg frozen in ice

Look like a titty

u ever seen a titty son
HAVE U SEEN MY SON

wollowock:

morelikebabedylan:

the thing is though everytime a girl compliments me on a dress/skirt with pockets and I declare THANKS IT HAS POCKETS her response completely changes from “oh that’s nice” to “FUCK ME BACKWARDS ARE YOU FOR REAL SHOW ME SHOW ME THE POCKETS”

(Source: catesstrophe, via junelindsey)

writtenanddirected:

a new ask meme: go to my ask and paste the last thing you copied and send it to me without any explanation

(via sassy-sasha)